Ode to Gatorade
Oh the price I paid
You made my kids insane
What did I gain?
Feels like it was just yesterday
when the skies were grey
Along you came
and the kids could not be tame
Grape, orange, lime, red dye
Oh how but I did want to cry
Who's kids were these anyway
I think that day they should have been with Jay
Bouncing off cement walls and climbing the rail
All I wanted to do is put them in jail
The rolling of eyes and nasty looks
They don't talk about that in children books
from playing "rock & roll" band to the pee pee dance
I found myself yelling "don't take off your pants!!"
4 hours later all tucked in bed
I thought I was dead
Gatorade past 7 in the late night
is not at all right...
Ode to Gatorade
Oh the price I paid
Love, Melanie
3 comments:
HA!!!!
I love it!
I hope you guys had a great little get-away... congrats to both of you on surviving Tax Season '07!!
Hi Mel
I guess the gatorade was my fault! Never again then will I give your kids gaterade - SORRY!
My 1920's name is Gussie Althea - Oba yuck. Yours is much better.
Hey Mel - don't believe everything about that 1920's name game. My name comes up different everytime. Today I was Clarabelle Margarette and Rozella Bobbie. I know that yesterday it was different. Oh well - it was fun anyway! We can still call Bev "Gussie"!!! Love Mom
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