Monday, January 28, 2008

Glow in the Bath??


Here's a recipe for a fun time in the tub:
Ingredients:

3 wound-up children (thanks to their father!)
a nice warm tub
12 or more GLOW STICKS
Bubbles optional

Start water flowing into the tub while trying to get children undressed. CHeck water to make sure it is not too hot. Add bubble bath if needed. Try to round up the children while they run "free" around the house and jump up on your 600 thread count sheets. Open a package of glow sticks and crack them so they start glowing. Make sure they are EVENLY dispersed beween children. Same amount, same colors, etc....
Make sure the children pee in the toilet BEFORE they go into tub, then let them into the tub. This step is for the older potty trained ones! Diaper babies are not included, that is a risk the older children will have to take.
Now for the good part, turn off all the lights and watch their imaginations soar from being Darth Vador to an 80's version of the band sunglasses to glowing braces to a farting dancing princess with a wand, glowing snot coming from their noses to glowing logs. Note: if glowing logs do not glow....evacuate!
When children are all pruned up and the water is freezing cold, place children in warm towels and put fresh smelling jammies on!

Have fun with my recipe, I know we sure did!!

ps...the above picture is NOT me!!

2 comments:

Barley Girl said...

this is the most hilrious post .. I cant wait to try it..

Anonymous said...

Okay already, ai'm tired of glow in the bath....needs some new posts pls ;)
AA